y’know, some of the ground rules for behavior on tumblr make me squint
don’t give people your true name or they will be able to control you
stories are an acceptable form of payment
the inhabitants hide their real forms behind glamours and avatars
the longer you play here, the harder it is to leave
Oh. My. God.
iswhatmadeitallwrong said: The thing about words is their meanings can twist like a snake, and if you want to find snakes, just look behind words that have changed their meanings.
I KNEW THERE WAS A REASON WE GOT ALONG
Asked by vardaesque
I will most likely submit some of my own later yes
ophiuchusdenied said: YOU ARE OBJECTIVELY WRONG ABOUT THIS.
elves are wasps
your argument is invalid
ophiuchusdenied said: WHAT NO. NO NO NO NO NO. I AM NEVER COMING OVER THERE AGAIN YOU ARE ON YOUR OWN.
BUT SHE’S SO PRETTY
YOU CAN FUCKING PET POKEMON THAT MEANS YOU CAN FUCKING JUST STROKE LIKE THE FUCKING CREATOR OF EVERYTHING JESUS CHRIST ARCEUS JUST STANDING THERE AND IMAGINE JUST PETTING HIM LIKE ”who’s a good lil god? you are! yesh you aree!!” AND HE’S JUST LIKE ”meee!! ^v^” JESUS DOES NINTENDO KNOW WHAT THEY’RE DOING???????????
arm porn, face porn, hair porn, porn, porn…
There’s a big honking red wasp out the back making a nest.
Went outside to make a call, got a busy signal, heard a buzz, glanced up, WHAM THERE SHE WAS RIGHT ABOVE MY HEAD. Right on the doorframe.
Don’t think she even noticed I was there. Gorgeous thing, but I know better than to fuck with a red wasp, so I went back inside in a hurry.
I had this conversation once with a dude who thought it would be fine to repeatedly touch my hair. I told him, “If you touch me one more time I swear to fucking God I’m hauling your ass out to the parking lot and kicking it so hard you’re gonna have my foot out your mouth.” Half the restaurant heard me and they were all watching to see his next move. His next move was to slide as far away from me as he could get his chair to go.
I need this on a patch. So I can sew it onto the badass slinky leather jacket I will eventually have.