Fuck me, that hair is beautiful. *stares*
Shakespeare. Leather. Cheekbones. Neck. Floppy hair. Posh accents. Me crying tears of blood.
He actually fucking hit him too. I mean, there’s actual impact there. Check the slow mo versions. You can’t fake impact ripples on a cheek like that.
So now we all know legit-for-real what Hiddles’ slapped face looks like.
Not that any of us have been imagining that or anything
Imagining having that beautiful man completely at our mercy
Begging and whimpering with those big puppydog eyes
Nope not at all
Part I of drabble here.
A charged swing from Mjölnir fries the room’s camera and automatic door system. The alerted Midgardians will soon come, but the holding chamber is heavily fortified and it would take some time before they get inside.
That would be enough.
HOW IN THE FUCK DID I MISS THIS
OW RIGHT IN THE FEELS
Inspired by this nonsense AND GORGEOUS PICTURE from yesterday.
So, like, I WANT MY ICE CREAM TRUCK BACK.
SORRY DUDE THAT’S ALL I GOT
I’D BE MORE COHERENT BUT YOU HAVE DEPRIVED ME OF ALL MEANINGFUL COMMUNICATION SAVE THROUGH INANE GIFS
Loki - Fading | By WittchBllade
Anon suggested I watch this, with the message ‘felt like I was being torn a new heart-hole’.
#reasons why tony stark is a hero: selflessly going up against whiplash without the suit #with no second thought whatsoever in order to defend those people #he has no superpowers #and without the suit #really no way to defend himself against those whips #and yet he was willing to throw himself at whiplash#to serve as a distraction to keep him from hurting anymore of those random people he’s never met #just think about that for a minute #based on my experience of working retail for a year #the majority of those people are probably incredibly selfish beings only concerned with their own gratification #notice how no one rushes out to help tony and instead of running to safety they all stick around to watch #that is what impresses me the most about superheroes #they’re willing to sacrifice their lives to protect jerks like us #and i know i wouldn’t be willing to do that